Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The most anti-essential Christian books

This is stolen from Eugene Cho's blog, and it cracks me up.

  • Everyone Is Going To Hell Except Me - John MacArthur
  • There’s No ‘U’ in Ministry: A Woman’s Guide - Mark Driscoll
  • Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid - John Hagee
  • God’s Most Glorified When We’re Most Calvinified in Him, by John Piper
  • Right Behind - a fresh set of Apocalyptic chronicles by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins
  • Eugene Cho Haven’t Published Squat so No One Can Even Make Fun of Him - by Eugene Cho
  • We Know Jesus Better Than You Do - The Vatican Curia
  • I’m Cool With Whatever (Featuring Enhanced Doodle Graphics) - Brian McLaren
  • This Book Looks Longer Than It Really Is - Rob Bell
  • God Wants You To Pay For My Airplane - Creflo Dollar
  • 10 Keys To The 8 Steps To The 3 Paths To The 1 Way to God (TM) - Rick Warren
  • I Secretly Wish I Were the Pope: A Memoir - N.T. Wright
  • How to Smile - Joel Osteen
  • How to Fall in My Presence - Benny Hinn
  • Hippie Christianity for Ordinary Rednecks - Shane Claiborne
  • You Can Kiss Dating My Daughter Goodbye - Joshua Harris, Sr


Melissa said...

the last one especially made me laugh =)

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. If I had a blog, i'd steal it.

Togenberg said...

That is so funny! I really like that!